Pick the three funniest headlines.
In Order To Save The Whales, We Must Breed With Them.
Inner-City Teacher Inspires Students To Stab Him.
Wah, Wah, I Have Seasonal Affective Disorder

Provide a definition of satire.
the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

Think of another example of a satirical publication or movie.
scary movie 4

Make up a satirical headline for something around Killian.
"cleanest bathrooms in miami"